The Tuesday dramas will also be concluding their 2013-2014 runs a week apart, with The Originals drawing to a close on May 13th at 8:00 and Supernatural‘s ninth season going out with a bang on May 20th at 9:00. Arrow will conclude its third season on Wednesday, May 14th at 8:00, with midseason drama The 100 stretching its way into June with a first season finale on June 11th at 9:00. The Thursday dramas will be the only CW pairing that ends on the same night, as The Vampire Diaries and Reign will have their respective season finales on Thursday, May 15th. The lone remaining series, Hart of Dixie, will end its third season on Friday, May 16th at 9:00.

No date has been set for the resumption of Beauty and the Beast‘s second season, though The CW has announced that two-part miniseries Labyrinth will air Thursday, May 22nd and Friday, May 23rd. The project, which stars the likes of Katie McGrath and Tom Felton, chronicles the journeys of two women separated by centuries as they hunt for The Holy Grail.

Season finale dates for ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX should all be released in the coming weeks, likely around the time we get summer schedules for each network.

Which CW finale are you most looking forward to? Of the currently unrenewed shows (Hart of Dixie, Beauty and the Beast, The Carrie Diaries, Star-Crossed, The 100, and The Tomorrow People), which do you think make it to another season? Are you surprised that talk of the end of the season has already begun?

The CW 2013-2014 Season Finale Dates
Monday, May 5th
9:00 The Tomorrow People

Monday, May 12th
8:00 Star-Crossed

Tuesday, May 13th
8:00 The Originals

Wednesday, May 14th
8:00 Arrow

Thursday, May 15th
8:00 The Vampire Diaries
9:00 Reign

Friday, May 16th
9:00 Hart of Dixie

Tuesday, May 20th
9:00 Supernatural

Wednesday, June 11th
9:00 The 100

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“This season we’ve had great success with our new hit series The Originals paired with Supernatural, giving us our best Tuesday nights in years,” said CW president Mark Pedowitz in a statement. “The Vampire Diaries is No. 2 in its time period in the young adult demos, and with Arrow continuing to gain among young men, and Reign growing its time period, we now have strong nights on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I’m very pleased to announce early pickups for all five series, and let our fans know they’ll have more great drama to look forward to next season.”

Thus far this season, The CW is up 14% in the 18-49 demo vs. last season, as well as 3% in total viewers, thanks to a strong rookie class that includes The Originals and Reign. Without an early renewal are Hart of Dixie, The Carrie Diaries, The Tomorrow People, and Beauty and the Beast, though Hart and Tomorrow will likely have their fates decided after moving to their new nights later in the season. Carrie and Beauty are in more precarious positions, the former due to already concluding its second season and the latter due to a hiatus that begins next month and extends into May.

The CW will be unveiling its 2014-2015 schedule Friday, May 16th. It’s possible that additional early renewals will be granted, but it’s more likely that the fates of the shows mentioned will be revealed closer to the upfront presentation.

Which of Hart of Dixie, The Carrie Diaries, The Tomorrow People, and Beauty and the Beast will be renewed for next season? What type of shows would you like The CW to develop for 2014-2015? Are you surprised at how strongly The Originals and Reign have performed this season?

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This week on TVHackr, we talked about early Emmy winners, change at the top of Rizzoli & Isles, and the possible series finale of Siberia, while the internet touched on television costume designers, a revolt over dubbing, and what sophomore shows could struggle this season.

American Horror Story: Coven Key Art: Acupuncuture Wound
FX released more key art from the upcoming third season of American Horror Story, which is set to premiere Wednesday, October 9th.

Spartacus Saga: Uncut Coming to Starz October 26th
Starz will begin airing all four seasons of Spartacus starting this October, only the episodes will be extended.

Tamaro to Step Down as Rizzoli & Isles Showrunner
Rizzoli & Isles showrunner Janet Tamaro has officially stepped down from her position, though she”ll remain as a consultant on the TNT hit series.

HIMYM: The Return of William Zabka…and Robin Daggers?
The final season of How I Met Your Mother will see the return of William Zabka after first appearing late last season.

The White Queen Episode 5 Recap: Dead Once, Damned Twice
While Edward fights to retain control of England, both Margaret Beaufort and Anne Neville suffer major losses.

Broadway Stars to Light Up Elementary
Several prominent Broadway figures will be popping up on Elementary this season. Who will they be playing?

ABC Project The Thirteen Reimagines History
ABC has put a project in development that imagines the world as it would be if the United States hadn”t won the Revolutionary War.

SNL Taps Cecily Strong to Co-Anchor Weekend Update
Saturday Night Live has added Cecily Strong to the Weekend Update desk, joining outgoing anchor Seth Meyers for his final months on the show.

Sleepy Hollow Series Premiere Sneak Peeks: What Does the Headless Horseman Want?
The series premiere of Sleepy Hollow find both Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horsemen resurrected 250 years following their deaths.

Sleepy Hollow Series Premiere Spoilers: Ichabod Crane Meets the 21st Century
Coming up on Sleepy Hollow, the mystery deepens and Ichabod continues working with Abbie to vanquish the evils lurking in the town.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Series Premiere Sneak Peeks: The 99th Gets a New Captain
The series premiere of Brooklyn Nine-Nine introduced Captain Ray Holt to the 99th precinct, a tough, no-nonsense leader who clashes with Detective Jake Peralta.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Series Premiere Spoilers: Meet the Captain
Coming up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Holt and Peralta continue to butt heads, while Gina”s psychic friend gets inside Charles” head.

Ravenswood Promo: Secrets in the Whispers
ABC Family mystery Ravenswood had another promo released, this time showing the five strangers pulled together by a devastating curse on their town.

AMC Developing Walking Dead Companion Series
AMC announced that a companion series for The Walking Dead has been placed in development with an eye on a 2015 series premiere.

Penny Dreadful Adds Billie Piper, Helen McCrory, Danny Sapani, and Simon Russell Beale
Showtime psychosexual thriller Penny Dreadful continued filling out its cast by announcing four additions, including Doctor Who veteran Billie Piper as an Irish immigrant.

CBS: Watch the We Are Men Pilot Here
Ahead of its September 30th television premiere, the first episode of CBS comedy We Are Men has been released online and through the CBS app.

HBO Orders The Leftovers Adaptation to Series
HBO has given a series order to The Leftovers, an adaptation of the Tom Perrotta novel of the same name. Lost“s Damon Lindelof will act as showrunner.

Emmy Awards 2013: Dan Bucatinsky and Carrie Preston Honored
Among the winners at the Creative Arts Emmys this year were Dan Bucatinsky and Carrie Preston, honored for their guest roles in Scandal and The Good Wife, respectively.

Stage and Screen Stars Join NBC’s Sound of Music Telecast
NBC”s production of The Sound of Music, airing December 5th, has added three Tony winners in Christian Borle, Audra McDonald, and Laura Benanti.

Siberia Season Finale Recap: Did the Contestants Make It Out of Siberia?
On the season finale of Siberia, the two groups of contestants were brought back together, but did they figure out a way to get out of the Siberian wilderness?

Iggy Pop Joins Once Upon A Time In Wonderland
The punk icon replaces The Who singer Roger Daltrey as the voice of The Caterpillar on the upcoming ABC spinoff, which premieres October 10th.

Mad Men Receiving Two-Year Sendoff, To End in 2015
AMC has announced that critical darling Mad Men will be airing its final season in two parts, each consisting of seven episodes.

American Horror Story: Coven: Watch Every Teaser to Date Here
Here”s a collection of every American Horror Story: Coven teaser released thus far, ranging from voodoo to snakes and creepy houses in New Orleans.

Syfy Acquires Canadian Werewolf Drama Bitten
Syfy will be airing the 13-episode first season of Canadian werewolf drama Bitten, which stars Laura Vandervoort as the lone female werewolf in existence, sometime next year.

TV Icon Carl Reiner is back on Two & a Half Men
Reiner is set to appear in multiple episodes of the CBS comedy this season, reprising his role as producer Marty Pepper.

Sopranos Alum Joining NCIS As Possible Replacement For Ziva
NCIS has potentially found a replacement for the departing Cote de Pablo. Which actress might be joining the team and who will she play?

Watch here: Extended Promo of Supernatural Season 9
The CW has released an extended promo for the ninth season of Supernatural, premiering early next month.

Copper Cancelled by BBC America After Two Seasons
BBC America has cancelled period drama Copper after two seasons, with the series finale airing September 22nd.

Devious Maids Season Finale Preview: All Questions are Answered
Who killed Flora Hernandez? Find out on the season finale of Devious Maids.

TNT Orders Steven Bochco Drama Murder in the First to Series
From NYPD Blue“s Steven Bochco, Murder in the First stars Taye Diggs and Kathleen Robertson.

Costume Designers for TV Have a Big Impact on Fashion (The New York Times)
The New York Times interviewed several television costume designers about the freedom their job provides vs. the same position in the film world, the impact of their work on everyday life, and how the recognition from their work on television has aided their career.

(The Wall Street Journal)
The Wall Street Journal examines how an increasingly fractured television market has made the competition for original series that much more intense.

(Vanity Fair)
Vanity Fair took a stroll around New York City to check out television advertisements and the common themes present in this fall”s new programming.

Sophomore TV Shows: Which Will Surge and Which Will Slump? (The Daily Beast)
The Daily Beast tries to predict which shows entering their second years will take steps toward a breakthrough and which might stumble enough to face cancellation.

TV may reinforce stereotypes about men in nursing (Reuters)
Dr. Roslyn Weaver, an adjunct fellow at the University of Western Sydney School of Nursing and Midwifery, led research into how male nurses are portrayed on television, with Reuters reporting the results.

Witches and Fall Television 2013 (Patheos)
If you like witches, you”ll find plenty of them on television this fall, as the likes of Sleepy Hollow and American Horror Story will prominently feature witchcraft.

Students fight against film dubbing on television (Prague Daily Monitor)
A group of Czech students are fighting for less dubbing and more English on television, arguing that it robs them of an easy opportunity to naturally learn the language.

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Although, you must know that by the look of this promo, Sam (Jared Padalecki) seems pretty bad or may be even dying. And, obviously his big brother Dean, played by the actor, Jensen Ackles is perturbed about this and makes up his mind to miss the closing of the Hell Gates, in order to save Dean’s life. The promo also covers the come-back of the fans’ most favored character, Bobby, played by Jim Weaver and gives a sneak peek of a fallen angel on the show, Ezekiel, portrayed by Tahmoh Penikett. As Jeremy Carver, the Executive Producer of Supernatural puts it that this guest character is “a dignified warrior angel injured in the Fall.”

So, what are you waiting for, have a look at the full-length promo of the first episode of Supernatural Season 9 below and enjoy. Do share with us your views and expectations from this brand new season of Supernatural. Which character are you looking forward to see the most this season?

Supernatural Season 9 premiers on Tuesday, Oct 8^th, 2013 at 9 pm on CW.

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-Like to talk about television? Bravo has announced a new half-hour unscripted series titled The People’s Couch, which features real people watching and commenting on popular shows and news from the past week. The three-episode limited series will premiere Sunday, October 6th at 11:30.

–Community will begin its syndicated run on Comedy Central Sunday, September 15th with a 10-episode fan favorite marathon beginning at 11:30 a.m. The series, which is set to premiere its fifth season sometime midseason, will then move to its regular slot of Fridays at 9:00 beginning September 20th.

-Will Arnett, Margo Martindale, Jimmy Kimmel, Andre Braugher, Alec Baldwin, Bryan Cranston, Claire Danes, and Sofia Vergara have been named presenters at the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards, CBS announced. They join Diahann Carroll, Matt Damon, Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel, Michael Douglas, Anna Faris, Tina Fey, Allison Janney, Amy Poehler, and Kerry Washington.

-National Geographic telefilm Killing Kennedy, starring Rob Lowe as President John F. Kennedy and Ginnifer Goodwin as Jackie Kennedy, will premiere Sunday, November 10th to mark the 60th anniversary of John and Jackie’s wedding. The film will then be released in 171 countries and 48 languages, timed to the 50th anniversary of the assassination.

-GSN has greenlit eight episodes of Skin Wars, a reality-competition series focused on finding the best body painter. The series will air sometime in 2014 and should be the second body painting-focused series on television, following the fall premiere of Syfy’s Naked Vegas.

-For its upcoming 13th season, American Idol has brought back Nominate an Idol, where friends and family members can submit videos of their loved one singing for a chance of a surprise audition. From now through September 20th, videos are being accepted on americanidol.com.

-MTV has greenlit two new drama pilots: Finding Carter, about a girl who finds out that the woman she thought was her mother abducted her as a toddler and must now return to her biological family, and Eye Candy, centering on a tech genius who uncovers a potential serial killer in Manhattan through online dating. Finding Carter is from Emily Silver (Bones) and Terri Minsky (Sex and the City), while Eye Candy comes from Jason Blum (Paranormal Activity) and Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight).

-Renewals/cancellations: We TV’s LA Hair has made it to a third season after becoming fourth most popular reality cable show in primetime and increasing its total viewers by nearly 60%; TLC has ordered another 10 episodes of Who Do You Think You Are?, executive produced by Lisa Kudrow and Dan Bucatinsky; TruTV reality series Container Wars will have a second season; BET has canceled Reed Between the Lines and given the second season go-ahead to Being Mary Jane, whose first season doesn’t premiere until January.

-The CW has acquired Canadian comedy Seed from leading independent studio Entertainment One. The series, which debuted this past February and follows a single bartender who becomes a sperm donor, will premiere sometime this season.

-Mekhi Phifer and Eliza Coupe have joined the cast of Showtime comedy House of Lies in recurring roles. Phifer is set to play a successful entrepreneur who calls on Marty to help with his business, while Couple will portray a wild-child heiress to an internet fortune.

-Lifetime has picked up a personal shopping-themed reality series called Million Dollar Shoppers, where three personal shoppers try to meet the fashion needs of their clients. The series premieres October 10th at 10:30 before moving to 10:00 on October 24th, where it will follow the season premiere of Project Runway All Stars.

-Nickelodeon animated series Sanjay & Craig has been renewed for a second season, the network announced Thursday. The tale of an excitable 12-year-old boy (voiced by Maulik Pancholy) and his snake best friend (voiced by Chris Hardwick), the series will have 20 episodes in its second season. Additional voices in the cast include Linda Cardenelli, Matt Jones, and Tony Hale.

-EPIX will air Schooled: The Price of College Sports on October 16th at 8:00. The documentary, narrated by Sam Rockwell, takes a look at issues surrounding the business of college sports and the NCAA’s treatment of its athletes.

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The second episode of The Originals will air (for the first time) on Tuesday, October 8th, along with the ninth season premiere of Supernatural, pushed up a week from its original October 15th premiere. All other CW series will be premiering when the way the network announced sometime last month.

The move does two very positive things for the network. It shortens their fall rollout, concentrating the premiere dates in a tighter timeframe, and provides insurance for The Originals, thanks to the exposure behind The Vampire Diaries. The spin-off will be anchoring Tuesday nights this season and is set to go against the likes of NCIS and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., so while it comes with an impressive pedigree/cast and strong lead out, it’s not as sure of a thing as it could be. The new schedule allows for more sampling and could give the series enough padding to where a Tuesday drop won’t be as damaging.

You can check out trailers for The CW’s new series this season here and clips for each series here.

What do you think about the changes to The CW’s premiere strategy? Will the airings behind The Vampire Diaries help jump start The Originals? Which new CW series do you think is in the most danger of being DOA?

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3
8:00-9:00 PM                The Vampire Diaries (New Season Premiere Date)
9:00-10:00 PM              The Originals (New Series Premiere Date)

MONDAY, OCTOBER 7
8:00-9:00 PM                 Hart of Dixie (Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM               Beauty and the Beast (Season Premiere)

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8
8:00-9:00 PM                The Originals (Time Period Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM              Supernatural (New Season Premiere Date)

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9
8:00-9:00 PM                 Arrow (Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM               The Tomorrow People (Series Premiere)

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10
8:00-9:00 PM                 The Vampire Diaries (Original Episode)
9:00-10:00 PM               The Originals (Episode 2 Encore)

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17
8:00-9:00 PM                The Vampire Diaries (Original Episode)
9:00-10:00 PM              Reign (New Series Premiere Date)

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25
8:00-9:00 PM                 The Carrie Diaries (Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM               America’s Next Top Model: Guys and Girls

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The strategy of waiting until later to premiere their shows worked fairly well for The CW and helped Arrow become the type of building block needed to sustain the network. While the wait can allow people to already set their viewing habits, it reduced the amount of reruns the serial-heavy channel had to air and allowed them to have a certain marketing space all to themselves in which to launch their series. This season in particular should be a test for The CW, since their fall schedule is vastly different than where they were last season and could either pop thanks to the reshuffling or fizzle due to the movement. The network’s midseason series, post-apocalyptic The 100 and fantasy romance Star-Crossed, have yet to be schedule, while the finale of America’s Next Top Model: Guys and Girls has yet to be announced. The Tyra Banks-hosted reality-competition debuts on Friday, August 2nd at 8:00.

You can check out The CW’s fall 2013 schedule here, as well as trailers and previews for each of its new series here, here, and here.

Which CW series will you be watching next season? Should the network continue to delay the start of its season to October? Will any of the new CW shows breakout the way Arrow did last season?

Monday, October 7th
8:00 Hart of Dixie
9:00 Beauty and the Beast

Wednesday, October 9th
8:00 Arrow
9:00 The Tomorrow People

Thursday, October 10th
8:00 The Vampire Diaries
9:00 Reign

Tuesday, October 15th
8:00 The Originals
9:00 Supernatural

Friday, October 25th
8:00 The Carrie Diaries

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Warner joins Twentieth Century and ABC in announcing their Comic-Con lineups, the three combining to send over 30 series to the convention for fan interaction and special events. Other networks/production studios will be announcing their own lineups in the coming weeks.

The 2013 San Diego Comic-Con kicks off on July 17th (a preview night) and runs through July 21st.

Will you be going to Comic-Con this year? Which Warner Bros. panel are you most excited about hearing scoop from? Are there any shows not yet announced that you’d like to see make an appearance at Comic-Con?

Thursday, July 18th
MAD
Who’ll be there: Producers Kevin Shinick and Mark Marek

Friday, July 19th
Almost Human
Who’ll be there: Karl Urban, Michael Ealy, and executive producer J.H. Wyman

The Big Bang Theory
Who’ll be there: Executive producers Steven Molaro and Bill Prady, as well as the show’s writers

Childrens Hospital
Who’ll be there: Rob Corddry, David Wain, Jonathan Stern, Lake Bell, Erinn Hayes, Ken Marino, and Rob Huebel

The Following
Who’ll be there: Kevin Bacon, Shawn Ashmore, Valorie Curry, Kevin Williamson, and Marcos Siega

Nikita
Who’ll be there: Maggie Q, Shane West, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Melinda Clarke, Devon Sawa, Noah Bean, and executive producer Craig Silverstein

The 100
Who’ll be there: Eliza Taylor, Thomas McDonell, Marie Avgeropoulos, and Henry Ian Cusick, as well as executive producers Matthew Miller and Jason Rothenberg

The Paranormal and Extraterrestrial Project
Who’ll be there: Producers Milo Ventimiglia & Russ Cundiff and creators/stars John Dale & Michael Hobert

Saturday, July 20th
Arrow
Who’ll be there: Stephen Amell, Katie Cassidy, David Ramsey, Emily Bett Rickards and Colton Haynes, as well as executive producers Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, and Andrew Kreisberg

The Originals
Who’ll be there: Joseph Morgan, Claire Holt, Phoebe Tonkin, Charles Michael Davis, and Julie Plec

Person of Interest
Who’ll be there: Jonathan Nolan, Greg Plagerman, and the cast

Revolution
Who’ll be there: Eric Kripke and the cast

The Tomorrow People
Who’ll be there: Robbie Amell, Mark Pellegrino, Peyton List, Greg Berlanti, Phil Klemmer, and Danny Cannon

The Vampire Diaries
Who’ll be there: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Kat Graham, Candice Accola, Julie Plec, and Caroline Dries

Sunday, July 21st
Supernatural
Who’ll be there: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark A. Sheppard, Jeremy Carver, and Robert Singer

Beware the Batman
Who’ll be there: Producers Glen Murakami and Mitch Watson

Teen Titans Go!
Who’ll be there: Producer Aaron Horvath and members of the voice cast

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Dean: How ya feelin?
Sam: Honestly? My whole body hurts, I feel nauseous and like I’m starving at the same time and everything smells like rotting meat.
Dean: I’ve had that hangover. Jager, man. Whew.

Castiel: The final test, do you know what it is?
Sam: I have to cure a demon.
Castiel: Of what?

Dean: Soups on! And, here we go. I think this is, uh…yeah. It’s still good.
Sam: A half drunk beer, some jerky and three peanut butter cups?

Dean: That’s not gonna cut it. Not this time. You can take your little apology and cram it up your ass.
Castiel: Dean, I thought I was doing the right thing.
Dean: Yeah, you always do.

San: So, we have a dungeon.
Dean: Finally.

Dean: Well, that was weird, with three exclamation points.
Sam: That wasn’t a normal exorcism. They changed the words.

Castiel: Sam is more damaged than I am.
Dean: Yeah, well, even all banged up, Sammy comes through.

Metatron: Put the virgin down Castiel. We need to talk.

Cas: You’re Metatron? The Metatron?
Metatron: In public it’s Marv.

Marv: Kevin Tran told me about you.
Cas: He did?
Marv: Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We’re both free thinkers and we’re both on heaven’s most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.

Marv: Look, the angels are like a big dysfunctional family. We need to lock them all in a room until they work things out. All the factions. You, me…
Cas: You mean like a big family meeting?
Marv: Exactly. Which is why we need to shut down heaven.

Waitress: Cool coat.
Cas: No, it’s actually quite warm.
Waitress: Cute and funny. Okay.
Marv: Should’ve picked a better looking vessel.

Crowley: First things first, what are you wearing?

Crowley: What the hell. I’m sexting you an address. Check it out, and we’ll talk.

Dean: What the hell are you doing Crowley?
Crowley: Oh mercy. Isn’t it obvious? I’m killing everyone you’ve ever saved. The damsels in distress, the innocent whippersnappers, the would-be vampire chow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And that’s about it for this week. Crowley is chasing the boys big time and Sam’s about to run scared, enough to give up the trials. 

Cas and Marv are on their own set of trials. Maybe they can help with the Crowley problem if Dean would let Cas in.

How cute was it when Cas was shopping for Sam and Dean and getting all of Dean’s favorite things? Even a copy of a “Busty Asian Beauties” comic book. he really loves the boys and wants to atone.

One more ep to go before we hit Supernatural season 9! 

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Sam: So, uh, um, Special K, you keep your nose to the Godstone. We’re gonna drive out and make a lot of noise a long way from here. Keep the safe boat safe for ya.

Crowley: Your slang. Special K, nose to the Godstone, that’s the way Dean speaks. Sam os – more basic, more sincere. Remember, I want to basic, distinct characterizations. I was born to direct.

Dean: Want me to do the whole airplane thing, with the spoon? When’s the last time you ate?

Sam: Well, I’m not good. And I’m not going to be good until we can start moving again, until I can start the third trial.
Dean: Trial? I wouldn’t let you start a moped.

Sam: This isn’t a cold or a fever or whatever it is you’re supposed to feed. This is part of it all. Those first two trials they’re not just things I did. They’re doing something to me. They’re changing me, Dean.

Kevin: I’m dead you bastards! So screw you, screw God and screw everybody in between!

Sam: How about the other prophets in line? I mean, if Kevin is dead, then won’t one of them be activated?
Dean: Nothing. Not a peep. Here we are. No lead, no tablet. Squat.

Naomi: Very well. You’re saying that he can’t be caught? Then we will simply have to make him stop.

Dean: They taught word of God at Stanford?

Dean: And you say that this Medatron is hiding out in the mountains with a bunch of Indians.
Sam: Yeah, yeah I do. You’re not really supposed to say Indians. We should go.

Castiel: We were supposed to be their shepherds, not their murders.

Castiel: How many times have you torn into my head and washed it clean?
Naomi: Frankly, too damn many.

Crowley: Of course, if I wasn’t running everything, I could have played Dean myself.

Sam: Do you remember when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack mule ride…
Dean: The what
Sam: And your, uh, mule kept farting, just letting go, like gale force?
Dean: Dude, you were only four years old. I barely remember that.
Sam: You rode a farty donkey.

Crowley: Just wanted to take a moment away from the main action to chat with my old business partner. I assume you won’t die just yet. It takes a painful long time to bleed out from the gun.

Castiel: The tablets weren’t meant for the angels, and they weren’t meant for you.
Crowley: She’s got a lot on her plate, so you can’t fault her for missing it. So I thought to myself, self, if Cas got away from her by touching the tablet, why would he ever stop touching the tablet? Then I said to myself, self, he hasn’t stopped touching the tablet now, has he?
(Holy crap! Who saw that one coming??? Cas was hiding the tablet inside himself??)

Sam: And I remember thinking, I could never go on a quest like that, because I’m not clean.
(This harkens to the rumors floating around that the trials are purifying Sam of the demon blood, and then he went AND SAID IT. How freaking awesome.)

Sam: You really haven’t heard of us? What kind of angel are you? We’re the freakin Winchesters!

Crowley: You little prat. You having fun yet?
Kevin: Screw you.
Crowley: Am I seeing this? How’d you figure it out?
Kevin: It started when they forgot the secret knock. Really, it was the way they acted. I don’t think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into town and get me a barbecue dinner; not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge.
Crowley: So, my demons were too polite.
Kevin: Yeah.
Crowley: I’ll be a son of a whore.

Metatron: I’m not one of them. I’m not an arch angel. I’m really run of the mill. I worked in the secretarial pool before God chose me to take down the word. Anyway, he seemed very worried about his work, what would happen when he left, so he had me write down instructions. He was gone.

Metatron: But really, really, it was your storytelling. That is the true flower of free will. At least, as you’ve mastered it so far. When you create stories, you become Gods. Of tiny, intricate dimensions into themselves. So many worlds. I have read as much as it’s possible for an angel to read and I haven’t caught up.

Dean: You want a story? Try Kevin Tran’s story. He was just a kid. He was a good, straight A kid and then he got sucked into all of this, this angel crap and then he became a prophet of the word of God. Your prophet! Now you should have been lookin’ out for him, but no, instead you’re here holed up reading books.

Metatron: You really intend on closing the doors of hell?
Dean: Seems like the thing to do, don’t it?
Metatron: It’s your choice. That’s what this has all been about. The choices your kind make. But you’re gonna have to weigh that choice. What will it take to do this and what will the world be like after it’s done.

That’s something I never thought about. If the doors of hell are closed, are they closed to those that need to go in as well as those that can get out? What Metatron said to consider seemed awfully ominous. We now know the third trial is to cure a demon. Who will they cure? Is Sam demon enough to cure? Only two episodes left, and I’ll be here to quote our way through it!

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