Supernatural: “Taxi Driver” 8.19 Quotes n More

Another Wednesday, another Supernatural quotes post! You lucky beyotches! I’ve decided to play snazz things up a bit by adding my thoughts in between quotes where it seems appropriate. My thoughts will be in italics so you don’t get confused. Have fun y’all!

Ajay: Of course, you are the Winchesters.
Dean: I’m sorry. Have we met?
Ajay: I am the reaper that took Bobby Singer to hell.
Sam: Bobby in hell? We burned his bones. Once we did that, it was over. End of story.
Ajay: Ummm…not necessarily.
Dean: No, no, no. Ya see, Bobby was on the good side of things, and good guys go to the Penhouse.
Ajay: Mostly. It depends on who you know; what palms get greased. If you’re on the king of hell’s no fly list, no way you cruise the friendly skies.
Dean: Okay. Let’s do this. How much for two tickets down, three back.

Sam nixed that idea, taking the one way trip  himself and leaving Dean behind. Is this a trial?? Sam gets his first glimpse of purgatory. So cute he went in holding hands with Ajay the taxi driver.

Sam:  What do you mean this is purgatory? This isn’t what I paid for – I booked the hell tour!
Ajay: Woah, woah, Winchester, detach. This is hell adjacent. I’ve been down this highway many times before.

Seriously? Who knew purgatory was hell-adjacent? I thought it was neither heaven or hell. Learn something new on Supernatural every week, don’t we?

Kevin: I’m gonna be in my room. Let me know when there’s a good day.
Dean: That’s my pie.

Crowley: As you might recall, patience isn’t one of my virtues. Well, I don’t have any virtues, but if I did, I’m sure patience wouldn’t be one of them.

Crowley: You’re trying my non-patience.

I’m thinking Sam taking the detour to hell through Purgatory will give him a bit more compassion when it comes to dealing with Dean and all he went through during his time spent in the place. Wonder if I’m right.

Hellbound Girl: You came. I knew you would. I’ve been praying for it. Forever.

BOBBY!!!!! I can’t believe Sam actually found Bobby in hell!!

Bobby: Get the hell out of here you black eyed son of a bitch.
Sam: What? Bobby, it’s Sam!
Bobby: Yeah, and I’m Elvis. Move your ass, git!
Sam: Bobby, it’s me! Dammit. If it’s not Sam, then how do I know about you and Tori Spelling?

Bobby: I’m sorry Sam, but you’re the 200th Sam I’ve seen today. That’s how they screw with me. Just endless Sams and Deans all wearin’ black eyes. Wait a minute. What are you doin’ here? Please don’t tell me it’s what I think it is.

Crowley: My hellhound has been killed. Winchester jumbo size is trying to break into the mothership and that prophet of theirs is madly translating away – ADD IT UP!

Crowley: I need Kevin Tran and I need his half of the tablet. His has the good stuff whera mine has the acknowledgements and ‘about the author!’

Holy Naomi! She just showed herself to Dean! No good quotes coming from it, but that she’s showing herself means she’s got something big under her sleeve. Especially right after Kevin hid the tablet. Thank God Kevin hid that tablet and didn’t tell Dean.

Naomi: Oh, I know you’ve been doing business with Ajay. He did mention, didn’t he, that his way into hell is through purgatory? I knew you’d want to know. See? We can be of help to each other.

Sam: You knew, somehow, right?
Bobby: I took a chance? 5050.

Bobby: What the hell is this?
Sam: Don’t get all pissed off. Purgatory.
Bobby: Balls!

Awww…the trial ends with Bobby’s spirit entering heaven. I hate that. I really do.

Dean: If you want nothin to do with this, I completely understand.
Benny: When Dean Winchester asks for a favor, he’s not screwing around.
Dean: Benny, sending you back there is the last thing I ever wanted to do.
Benny: I know, I know.
Dean: By my little brother is stuck down there.
Benny: This be the little brother who wants to kill me right?
Dean: You got access.
Benny: By access you mean getting beheaded?
Dean: Yeah, you’re right. It’s too much. I haven’t exactly been there for you lately.
Benny: Oh come on Dean,you know I love a challenge.
Dean: You serious?
Benny: Hey, he’s your brother. I say let’s do this.
Dean: I owe you.
Benny: You don’t owe me nothin’. Truth is, I could use a break from all this.

Wow – talk about a special friendship and a teary eyed moment. I’ve always loved Benny and I spend too much time watching Ty Olsson walk off of my favorite programs with a heart of gold. Sam better damn well appreciate what the man he questioned did for him when this is over!

Yikes, Bobby was pretty shocked to learn Sam didn’t look for Dan while he was gone.

Bobby: A good buddy? Well you two really went off the rails when I was gone, didn’t ya?

Bobby: I already said goodbye to ya once, Sam, it didn’t seem to take. No reason to think I won’t see you again. But, if they give me a rocking chair up there, I’m raising hell.

It seemed like Sam came to a little understanding with Benny before Benny let Sam go on without him. Will it be the last we see of Benny? I hope not, but I’m guessing yes.

Sam: Dean, look, Benny, uh, he got us out. A bunch of vamps showed and he used himself as bait.I get the feeling that even if that didn’t happen, he didn’t want to come back, you know? I’m sorry.

Crowley: Bobby Singer. I’d recognize you anywhere.
Dean: Let him go Crowley. He doesn’t belong in hell.
Crowley: He does if I say he does!

Naomi: Let me see if I’ve interpreted the situation correctly. The Winchesters have freed an innocent from hell, from which you are wrongfully are trying to return him.
Crowley: Siding with them, Naomi? You don’t know those two, Naomi. Before they’re done, we’ll both be locked away.
Naomi: I’m just hoping they lock you away, dear. The rest, I’ll figure out.
Crowley: Bureaucrat! You’re fighting outside your weight class.
Naomi: Don’t call me a bureaucrat.

Naomi: I told you you could trust me.

Oh if ever more untrue words were spoken! By an angel no less!! The second trial is finished. What will this do to Sam now? How close will they let Naomi before they realize she’s not the good angel she’s portraying herself to be and that she’s who Castiel was running from?  Kevin is with Crowley. Might she help in that fight if even for her own no-so-magnanimous spirit? Tune into TVHackR for more news, videos and opinions.