Supernatural: “Clip Show” Quotes

Time for another quotes post! This week we’ll play with “Clip Show.” It sounds like it should be an hour of Supernatural clips, but I just don’t think we’re going there. So far, I’ve seen a wendigo. Not an old clip, but someone the bros saved in the past! We’ll be seeing some familiar faces, instead. Weee! Fun.

Dean: How ya feelin?
Sam: Honestly? My whole body hurts, I feel nauseous and like I’m starving at the same time and everything smells like rotting meat.
Dean: I’ve had that hangover. Jager, man. Whew.

Castiel: The final test, do you know what it is?
Sam: I have to cure a demon.
Castiel: Of what?

Dean: Soups on! And, here we go. I think this is, uh…yeah. It’s still good.
Sam: A half drunk beer, some jerky and three peanut butter cups?

Dean: That’s not gonna cut it. Not this time. You can take your little apology and cram it up your ass.
Castiel: Dean, I thought I was doing the right thing.
Dean: Yeah, you always do.

San: So, we have a dungeon.
Dean: Finally.

Dean: Well, that was weird, with three exclamation points.
Sam: That wasn’t a normal exorcism. They changed the words.

Castiel: Sam is more damaged than I am.
Dean: Yeah, well, even all banged up, Sammy comes through.

Metatron: Put the virgin down Castiel. We need to talk.

Cas: You’re Metatron? The Metatron?
Metatron: In public it’s Marv.

Marv: Kevin Tran told me about you.
Cas: He did?
Marv: Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We’re both free thinkers and we’re both on heaven’s most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.

Marv: Look, the angels are like a big dysfunctional family. We need to lock them all in a room until they work things out. All the factions. You, me…
Cas: You mean like a big family meeting?
Marv: Exactly. Which is why we need to shut down heaven.

Waitress: Cool coat.
Cas: No, it’s actually quite warm.
Waitress: Cute and funny. Okay.
Marv: Should’ve picked a better looking vessel.

Crowley: First things first, what are you wearing?

Crowley: What the hell. I’m sexting you an address. Check it out, and we’ll talk.

Dean: What the hell are you doing Crowley?
Crowley: Oh mercy. Isn’t it obvious? I’m killing everyone you’ve ever saved. The damsels in distress, the innocent whippersnappers, the would-be vampire chow.

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And that’s about it for this week. Crowley is chasing the boys big time and Sam’s about to run scared, enough to give up the trials. 

Cas and Marv are on their own set of trials. Maybe they can help with the Crowley problem if Dean would let Cas in.

How cute was it when Cas was shopping for Sam and Dean and getting all of Dean’s favorite things? Even a copy of a “Busty Asian Beauties” comic book. he really loves the boys and wants to atone.

One more ep to go before we hit Supernatural season 9!